bobavader:

day 1: hoodwinked

day 2: chicken run

day three: go home no more class 

im-in-way-2many-fandoms:

derpy-cupcake:

thekingofpickles:

bubblti:

doritoarts:

chongoblog:

Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp

Me: HOW M

ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

butchlesb:

im a soft idiot, a sappy motherfucker , a sentimental bastard if you will

(Source: axebutch)

atvacuum:

bears-home:

This idea would not leave my brain

is now a bad time to mention that noir’s uncle ben was canonly eaten by a cannibal in the comics

injuries that Dont Stop Hurting are legit the most frustrating, like a bad cut or scrape or wvr stings like hell when you get it and bandage it but then it kinda calms down and lets you get thru life as long as you’re careful and thoughtful about it, its fine. but i burned my hand yesterday and burns? they Refuse to Shut Up for like Eight Hours Straight! like… im a busy person! ive got a life to leave! i cannot move around and perform my tasks to obtain my collegiate degrees with my hand in a fishbowl for a full day! i burned myself at 7pm and at 2am my hand was still like “you are Required to sit on the bathroom floor with your hand in the sink or i Will Yell Uncontrollably. you may NOT simply hold a double bagged ice pack, the water must be Flowing or else i will Riot”

choonchy:

iamoutofideas:

choonchy:

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

just me and my bowl of cold water for my chicken pot pie burns

urfavstansvriska:

vladimir lenin from voltron: legendary defender stans vriska!

yulejotunn:

the true creme de la creme of romance is when kirk or spock asks the other for a kiss and then kirk reaches out for a vulcan kiss while spock leans in for a terran kiss bitch that shit makes me FEEL

prokopetz:

Fandom AUs in ascending order of canon compliance:

• Some of the names are the same, I guess?
  
• Compliant characters, divergent setting
  
• Compliant setting, divergent characters
• Plausible within established canon, save that it didn’t actually happen
  
• You can’t prove this isn’t how these characters spend their free time
  

sovietnam:

(Source: instagram.com)

shock:

shock:

every kind of transmasc

1. my chemical romance fan who blocks dysphoria with the constant presence of a heavy bracelet and is always posting deep lyrics about life

2. chilling. genderless. masc presenting. able to grow a full beard and is just so casual and nonchalant about literally everything

3. if you wear leather and don’t brush your hair you unlock level 10 plausible deniability 

4. i’m gay and i want to be a dad and all i do is wear hawaiian shirts and talk about how much i love men

i went to magfest this weekend and attended like 20 panels and took Way Too Many notes and also bought a shirt. it was good